Market Research

Market researcher: Sardarji, aap kaunsa sabun istemal karte ho? 

Santa (very proudly): Bajrang da neem wala sabun! 

Market researcher: Aur toothpaste kaunsa istemal karte ho? 

Santa: Bajrang da ayurvedic toothpaste! 

Market researcher: Aur shampoo kaunsa istemal karte ho? 

Santa: Bajrang da herbal shampoo! 

Market researcher: Aur hai oil? 

Santa: Bajrang da amla tel! 

Market researcher: Sardarji, maine Bajrang ka naam kabhi nahin suna. 

Yeh kya yahan ka koi bahut mashoor local brand hoga? 

Santa: Nahin ji, Bajrang mera room-mate hai