Market Research

Market researcher: Sardarji, aap kaunsa sabun istemal karte ho? 

Santa (very proudly): Bajrang da neem wala sabun! 

Market researcher: Aur toothpaste kaunsa istemal karte ho? 

Santa: Bajrang da ayurvedic toothpaste! 

Market researcher: Aur shampoo kaunsa istemal karte ho? 

Santa: Bajrang da herbal shampoo! 

Market researcher: Aur hai oil? 

Santa: Bajrang da amla tel! 

Market researcher: Sardarji, maine Bajrang ka naam kabhi nahin suna. 

Yeh kya yahan ka koi bahut mashoor local brand hoga? 

Santa: Nahin ji, Bajrang mera room-mate hai

Rajnikant Joke

Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
.
.
.
Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
.
.
.
Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-)

HINDI SONGS & THEIR MEDICAL INTERPRETATIONS

HINDI SONGS & THEIR MEDICAL INTERPRETATIONS

Jiya Jale jaan jale,Raat bhar dhuan chale -FEVER

Suhani raat dhal chuki..naa jaane tum kab aoge-CONSTIPATION

Bidi jalayle jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag he -ACIDITY

Tujhme rab dikhta hai ..yaara main kya karoo - CATARACT

Mann dole mera tann dole - VERTIGO

Tip tip barsa paani,paani ne aag lagayee -URINARY INFECTION

Dil Dhadak Dhadak ke keh raha he.. - HYPERTENSION

Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen par nahi padte mere..- CORN ON FEET

Haay rehaay Neend nahin aaye.. -INSOMNIA

Batana bi nahi ata, Chupana bi nahi ata.. –PILES

And Above All
Lagi Aj Sawan ki phir wo Zadi h. -LOOSE MOTION.

Smile

Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer..

Lady Next To Him-

What A Co-incidence, Even I HaveOrdered Kingfisher..

Man-I'm Celebrating.

Lady-Me too.

Man-Wat A Coincidence.

Y r u Celebrating?

Lady-My Husband & I Have Tried 4Yrs For A Baby..

Today I'm Pregnant.

Man-Wat A Co-Incidence.

I Am A Farmer

From 4Yrs My Hens Were Infertile,

Today All Laying Eggs

Lady-Wow How Did That Happen?

Man- I Used A Different Cock.

Lady SMILED, & Said

WHAT A COINCIDENCE !!=D =))

Girlfriend: Hey

Boyfriend: Who's Hey?, don't ever call

me back.

Girlfriend: Sorry! My Love, how are

you doing??

Boyfriend: I'm Fine! And You??

Girlfriend: I'm fine, but I need

something from you..

Boyfriend: What???

Girlfriend: Sweetie please could you

SEND me 15k?

Boyfriend: 15k for what??

Girlfriend: 5k for my clothes, 7k for

my hair+nails and 3k for my shoes.

Boyfriend: Aww sure my love, here..

k,

k,

k,

k,

k,

k,

k,

k ,

k,

k,

k,

k,

k,

k,

k .

count

it, its complete and take this extra 2k.

k,k that's for your perfume. :) :p :D=))

Male Logic vs. Female Intent

*Milk and eggs* 

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"


He replied, "They had eggs." 

(I'm sure you're going back to read this again as this is the root of most marriage problems!!);)

Things You Notice When You're Over Sixty

Doctor Jokes

1.
Let me tell you about my doctor. Â He's very good! If you tell him you want a second opinion, He'll go out and come in again.

2.
He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he realized she was Chinese.

 3.
Another time, he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, So, the doctor gave him another six months.

4.
While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."

 5.
Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled, "Doctor, doctor! - my son just swallowed a roll of film!" The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just wait and see what develops."

6.
One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem." The doctor asked, "When did it start?" The man replied, "When did what start?"

7.
I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His advice: "Don't answer it."

8.
My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell." The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Here, take these - If they don't work, give me a ring."

9.
Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards. The doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later."

10.
When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, He told me to stop going to those places.

11.
You know, doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a month and a half for an appointment, Then he says ,"I wish you had come to me sooner."