Male Logic vs. Female Intent

*Milk and eggs* 

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"


He replied, "They had eggs." 

(I'm sure you're going back to read this again as this is the root of most marriage problems!!);)