Smile

Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer..

Lady Next To Him-

What A Co-incidence, Even I HaveOrdered Kingfisher..

Man-I'm Celebrating.

Lady-Me too.

Man-Wat A Coincidence.

Y r u Celebrating?

Lady-My Husband & I Have Tried 4Yrs For A Baby..

Today I'm Pregnant.

Man-Wat A Co-Incidence.

I Am A Farmer

From 4Yrs My Hens Were Infertile,

Today All Laying Eggs

Lady-Wow How Did That Happen?

Man- I Used A Different Cock.

Lady SMILED, & Said

WHAT A COINCIDENCE !!=D =))

Girlfriend: Hey

Boyfriend: Who's Hey?, don't ever call

me back.

Girlfriend: Sorry! My Love, how are

you doing??

Boyfriend: I'm Fine! And You??

Girlfriend: I'm fine, but I need

something from you..

Boyfriend: What???

Girlfriend: Sweetie please could you

SEND me 15k?

Boyfriend: 15k for what??

Girlfriend: 5k for my clothes, 7k for

my hair+nails and 3k for my shoes.

Boyfriend: Aww sure my love, here..

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count

it, its complete and take this extra 2k.

k,k that's for your perfume. :) :p :D=))